Sportsnation Poll

So on Sunday I couldn't help but notice that the Sportsnation poll posed an interesting question pertaining to the A-Rod steroid issue...

"If it guaranteed you a $250 Million contract like A-Rod, would you take performance enhancing drugs?"

By interesting question I actually mean ludicrous question because nobody in their right mind would say no to that. In actuality out of all the people that responded to the poll, only 63% said yes. In the words of Brennan Huff- "ARE YOU F**CKING HIGH?"

I am sitting there thinking about what I would do for $250 M and aside from committing a serious felony or permanently deforming my body, I don't think there is anything I wouldn't do. I think I agree with a friend of mine that I would strongly consider a crystal meth addiction for that amount of money.

Who are the 37% of the respondents that said no trying to prove? Now I do consider myself a person of high morals, but if you put some HGH and a truckful of $250M cash in a room, I will crush old ladies in walkers while laying into them with a verbal arrial assault of various mother references to get to that syringe. No questions asked. Why wouldn't you do some steroids for that much? Are you worried about shaming your name? I don't think too many people are going to blame you for injecting yourself with steroids when you are rolling down the street in a $300,000 Bentley with the top let back listening to Jay-Z while smoking a fat Cuban cigar in a custom Armani suit with the babe of your choice sitting on your lap.

Sign me up.